There's a Tiger in My Teacup!

There's a Tiger in My Teacup!

There's a tiger in my teacup,
There's a lion in my mug,
There's a camel in my milk glass
And they're going "Glug! Glug! Glug!"

And they're splishing and they're splashing,
And they're making such a roar,
And they never hear me shushing,
As they're splushing on the floor!

Then my mom says that I'M messy,
As she's mopping up the splat,
And I'd tell her that it's THEM, but
She would never believe that!