DAVID

David ith my dentith,

He thaved my every tooth.

Too bad he drilled my gumth tho low,

Too bad my jawbone had to go,

Too bad my tongue got in the way

When he drilled on me yetherday -

But, David ith my dentith,

He thaved my every tooth,

And what a laugh we got when he

Gave me (quite acthidentally)

A total tonthilectomy –

(And billed me for it, too … tee hee)!

Yeth, David ith my dentith,
He thaved my every tooth!

He took off every bit of tar

And made them whiter white by far -

Hey! Wanna thee how great they are?

He thaved them

Over in that jar!

 

(I once wrote this about my dentist, David, and I gave him a copy.

Next time I saw him, this was hanging up on his wall.;)